I've gotten some gems outta Little Man lately. Wanted to share.
1.
Recently, one of Piere's classmates called him fat. His response was, "Well, you're a rat with Hepatitis."
...later on when he showed me the 'wound' from the hepatitis vaccination he got at school that day, that comment made more sense. I think my host mom didn't know whether to be proud of his creativity or ashamed of that insult. lol.
2.
Tonight I came home from a run all sweaty/ gross and asked if there was enough water in the buckets for me to use to bathe, and Piere was all like, "I wanna go fiiiiirssstt!" (referring to taking a bath). So to try to convince him I needed to bathe first, I was like, Piere, "I'm stinky." His response was, "Why, did you fart?"
...Mom, that one was for you :) Miss you!
can any one tell me why I get all the fart jokes
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